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Created on 2008-02-11 01:39:39 (#14917788), last updated 2008-05-03
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Basic Info| Name: | The Guy/Girl Upstairs |
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BioWesley Snipes said it best: "always bet on black." Except replace black with God.
The best way to learn about Me is to read My unofficial biography, available at any hotel nightstand. Or you could go right to the source and purchase a copy of My autobiography at a little place I like to call amazon.com.
Fine fine, I'll make it easy for you. Yes, I'm God. Yes, that one, which is really all of them because I made everything so there's a little Me in all of you. Minds out of the gutter, people, I mean spiritually.
I have office hours Friday through Sunday at your local place of worship. Or you could just ask Me yourself.
Oh, and I'm omnipotent. Omni means all and potent means powerful. So don't get any ideas about stealing from My cookie jar. Girl Scouts only come around once a Me damn year.
I am not God. I don't think I'm God. I mean no disrespect towards anyone's beliefs. The God I believe in (who conveniently goes by the name God) has a sense of humor. If yours doesn't, I apologize.
The best way to learn about Me is to read My unofficial biography, available at any hotel nightstand. Or you could go right to the source and purchase a copy of My autobiography at a little place I like to call amazon.com.
Fine fine, I'll make it easy for you. Yes, I'm God. Yes, that one, which is really all of them because I made everything so there's a little Me in all of you. Minds out of the gutter, people, I mean spiritually.
I have office hours Friday through Sunday at your local place of worship. Or you could just ask Me yourself.
Oh, and I'm omnipotent. Omni means all and potent means powerful. So don't get any ideas about stealing from My cookie jar. Girl Scouts only come around once a Me damn year.
I am not God. I don't think I'm God. I mean no disrespect towards anyone's beliefs. The God I believe in (who conveniently goes by the name God) has a sense of humor. If yours doesn't, I apologize.
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